He’s Back
Watching a movie in Cinema City’s VIP lounge is a wonderful experience. An open bar, plenty of popcorn and reclining comfortable sofas in which to sit back and enjoy. It’s a great way to spend an afternoon, and a brilliant idea for a company event.
Yesterday afternoon at the Cinema City’s VIP lounge there was enough fun and alcohol flowing to make any movie interesting. Well, almost any movie. It was still not enough for Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
Here’s a warning before you go on reading: I have no intention of holding back details, as I don’t think it matters. I can assure you that nothing will be a surprise anyway, and that even if you really like the genre and all the previous Terminator movies, you will miss nothing if you go on reading this review and skip the movie. If you don’t want to know anything, please stop reading after this paragraph, and come back another time.
Obviously, a movie targeted at a very male stereotype. The new Terminatrix is the main attraction, a sexy leather-wearing dominatrix, she’s strong, very flexible, and she can enlarge her boobs at will! Isn’t she great? On the other hand, the other main female character, Kate Brewster is bound by fate to become a spouse to John Connor, and the only nice thing he has to say about her throughout the movie is: “You remind me of my mother”, and that’s only when she proves her usage of a machine gun.
Fate is not only about that single fact. It is used by the writers of the movie as a lame attempt as adding a philosophical touch. From the beginning we are told that there is no such thing as free will, everything is determined by destiny. And in case this wasn’t clear enough for everyone, there are also some efforts of deep meaning sentences like “all the stuff you take for granted – it’s not going to last”. These are so obvious, that they are a serious insult to intelligence. Let us saving you any brain power – we will do the thinking for you.
And just in case you needed a bit of catching up on previous movies, this is given too, in the form of monologues that remind everyone what happened. Just like in a good soap.
Normally in such movies, there will at least be something good to say about special effects and animation, but T3 is also lacking in this department. The most realistic technological fact is that when the Terminator loses it, it makes sure to restart itself. Just like a good Windows operated computer that needs a reboot from time to time. Throughout the movie I haven’t seen anything which was technologically interesting or seemed to involve challenging effects work. A large part of the movie is taken by a car chase, which is too long and noisy to keep concentration.
The race to postpone Judgement Day does not surprise in its methods or ending. It is merely a long trailer for Terminator 4. Since the Arnold Schwarzenegger famous “I’ll be back” promise is only given in the variation “She’ll be back”, it is safe to assume that the next movie will not involve the big man, but we have plenty of porn-quality Terminatrix to look forward to.